Buffy Quote of the Week

[Spike can't bite people because a chip has been implanted in his brain which causes great pain if he tries.  If you know the show then you'll already know this]

Spike: I don't understand. This sort of thing has never happened to me before.

Willow: Maybe you were nervous.

Spike: I felt all right when it started. Well let's try it again.

[Spike tries to bite Willow and backs off screaming in pain]

Spike: Damn it! What's wrong with me?

Willow: Maybe you're trying too hard. Doesn't this happen with every vampire?

Spike: Not to me it doesn't!

Willow: It's me isn't it?

Spike: What are you talking about?

Willow: Well you came here looking for Buffy, and settled.  I just happened to be around.

Spike: Piffle!

Willow: I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always, "ooo, you're like a sister to me," or "oh, we're such good friends."

Spike: Don't be ridiculous. I'd bite you in a heartbeat.

Willow: This doesn't make you any less scary.

Spike: Don't patronize me! I'm only 126 years old!

Willow: You're being too hard on yourself. Why don't we wait half an hour and try again?

© Warren Liebold 2011